#my fucking headcanon

[randomtheidiot]

Give hc

Ash and Roy are too fucking similar for my preferences, so I added a ton of useless details to both of them because Game Freak doesn’t have the balls for it.

Roy is exactly what he looks like from the outside. He’s a sweet, polite and energetic kid and he doesn’t know anything. He’s shockingly picky for someone with that kind of appetite and he likes fruity desserts like strawberry shortcake. He’s incredibly social, too, and he’s always quick to tell someone what he’s thinking. He gets a little bit nervous in tense situations and he does best in low stakes situations. He’s just a normal kid and he acts accordingly. Also, his aura is weak to the point where Lucarios and aura guardians have trouble sensing him. He also has a lower pain tolerance.

Ash is superficially similar to him, but if you actually get to know him better, he’s a lot more feral and he’s got a bit of a rougher edge to him. He puts himself in dangerous situations constantly, he’s opportunistic, he’s stubborn as hell and he’s better with Pokémon than with people. He’s a goofy little kid when he’s not in any danger, but he’s shockingly pragmatic when he needs to be and if you rewatch the show, he’s surprisingly brutal when dealing with Team Rocket, often attacking them after they’re defeated instead of just leaving. He never really lost that 4Kids era sass to him, he just learned some manners after a while. He also never shows any fear or anxiety in the later seasons of the show, even when shit’s falling apart, so I’ve just decided that he’d rather stick his hand in a Voltorb’s mouth than talk about his feelings. He needs a character flaw. A real one. He also got way more optimistic when the dub changed hands, so maybe he’s just trying to keep everyone calm. Nobody likes natural disasters or terrorist attacks, but unfortunately for Ash, he thrives in those kinds of situations. He doesn’t really know how to act his age because he’s been treated like a grown man ever since he turned ten.

Anyways, Roy is a normal, well adjusted child and Ash is what happens when a sarcastic, scrappy child witnesses the wrath of god every two months and gets really good at crisis management but never learns how to fully be a person.

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[randomtheidiot]

Personal headcanon: Ash is very angry about a lot of things, but after a while (around the time his English VA got changed) he started keeping it to himself.

One of the Team Skull grunts recognizes Ash from the Sinnoh League and is like DUDE! Where is your fucking rage? Where is your anger??? you could've won the whole damn thing if that dude wasn't using legendaries come ON BRO.

Ash refuses to comment about this.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

[demigods-posts]

i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[valictini]

I’ve already said it, I’ll say it again, Mal du Pays is such a visceral and clever word to describe Siffrin’s Sadness. When I first saw it in game it genuinely made me pause like. Yes, it translates to homesickness. But it has the literal word for country in it. “Country sickness”. For a guy whose core problem is that his childhood, his culture, his country is missing. One could argue it’s a twisted pun. I’m obsessed with it.

[dootznbootz]

POV: You're Anticlea and Laertes of Ithaca and your son came back from Sparta after swearing he was just going for politics

[notherpuppet]

Lucifer and Alastor as floormates

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[randomtheidiot]

Personal headcanon.

After a while, Pokémon trainers get scars from Pokémon attacks. Maybe an unruly Pokémon attacked them. Could’ve been a misfired attack in a battle. Perhaps a Pokémon with a high special attack had a sneezing fit. Who knows? They just tend to get pretty beat up after a while, and it sort of becomes a right of passage.

[zoneofsmites]

Im of the full (possibly delusional) belief that Durge is not the species that they physically appear to be.

You’re telling me this being crafted from nothing but bhaal’s flesh and his blood - this demigod - is actually a dragonborn/tiefling/human/elf/etc.

No. This thing is bhaal’s flesh and it just happens to look like that. They’re an imitation of a species, they’re not truly a (full)mortal being, they have no heritage aside from bhaal.

As a result I’m sure there’s some…oddities.

For example, a demigod child, not fully mortal. I doubt they adhere to the lifespan of whatever species they look like. Looking younger than they should. (less so perhaps with long lived races like elfs and half-elves where that is par for the course).

A dragonborn durge that by all accounts looks like a blue dragonborn but their breathweapon is acid. A tiefling durge that seems to be a Mephistopheles tiefling but they cannot cast mage hand, instead smiting like a zariel bloodline tiefling.

An elf or tiefling durge that doesn’t read as fey or infernal trough identification spells. Because they aren’t either of those things. Perhaps they could read as divine but not quite.

Members of a race that durge is supposed to be looking at them and sometimes when making eye contact they read as wrong. And some kind of uncanny effect triggers in their brain.

Give me more freaky durge who isn’t really what they appear to be at all. Just a little murder demigod crafted from dead god flesh to be the shape of something else.

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Still not over the “Captain Marvel is 8’5” to Billy Batsons 5’4”” reblog and thinking of someone seeing this unit of a man with all the kindness and positive radiance of a pure hearted child stopping a giant robot from crushing them like “sorry to bother you, I’ll get this out of your way lickety split!” And when he’s done demolishing the robot and looking like the wrath of god while doing so he just pops back down to ask if he can pet someone’s dog he saw while fighting.

The dog loves him, people are slightly perturbed bc he doesn’t even look human, he does but he’s uncanny. Just perfect symmetrical face with no blemishes and hair that refuses to budge but so unapologetically sweet and courteous Fawcett gets used to him and just get used to him being a home grown sweetheart.

Cue anyone else seeing him, like the League, and its alarm bells. He’s too good, he’s too perfect looking, and by god why is he so big.

First day? Batmans is upset he can’t find a facial match, Clark is suddenly in everyone else’s shoes at having to crane his neck to talk to the guy most the time, and Barda challenges him to a few strength tests he stalls out to have pleasant conversations with her during.

Diana just rings up the Olympians like “hey, did you guys make someone because this guy doesn’t look human right and says he works for Zeus.”

Again, down the line, identity reveal after the JL just got used to him after a week, and they are staring down at this scrawny teenager with chunky glasses, hearing aids, a face only a mother could love with all the scars, and rope burn scars on his wrists as he politely waves and introduces himself as radio host Billy Batson.

[rayroseu]

OH SO IT WASNT ENOUGH TO DO IT ON PRE-GROOVY HE HAS TO DO IT ON HIS GROOVIFIED VERSION TOO AJFIWOFIOWJ!!!!!

HIS POSE IS LIKE MALLEUS ON HIS NORMAL SPRITE.... IM SOBBING AT THE MUSEUM SILVER ‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍🤍

Never beating the Malleus' brother allegations, I think at this point he's just blatantly admitting it JDJKAJFJW !!

The profound contrast between Silver's love for Malleus and Lilia when almost the entirety of his "true nation" hated them, will always make me crash LILIA'S SON AND MALLEUS' BROTHER IS GROWING UP WELL 😭😭😭✨✨‼️‼️‼️

But isnt this a great card that showcases he's truly a "child of peace"?? The 3 good fairies spell on him was that he'll wake up on an era pf peace (and ofc when he meets someone that truly loves him), He is someone that carries "the face of Silver Owls (Knight of Dawn)" but his actions pays tribute to Briar Valley (to Malleus)

MIND YOU that this pose is almost exclusively to Malleus only yet they made Silver do it !! 😭😭JDJAJDJ And yk whats more profound about this pose is that in Silver's case.... his hand placed on the left side where the heart is KEJQKJRKWS !!!! Ohhh he's truly accepted that it can't be changed that hes from Silver Owls but he can always dedicate his actions to the ones that cares for him despite that (Lilia and I know Malleus as well (even if he finds out the truth(copium)💥💥💥)

AND I KNEW THAT OUTIFT SUITED HIM!!!! DO YOU SEE HOW SILVERS HAIR BLENDS SO WELL WITH THAT SUIT!!! LITERAL EYE CANDY, HE'S LIKE AN ANGEL HERE WITH HOW GLARING THE LIGHT SOURCE IS BUT ITS NOT A DEMURE TYPE OF ANGELIC LOOK, ITS A KNIGHTLY ONE!!! 🥲🥲💕💞✨✨✨

KFJQJRJW THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PLATINUM CARD PLEASE... 😭🤍✨✨

Edit: Also PAUSEEE THE BOOK 7 FORESHADOW THIS CARD EXUDESSSSS SILVER CQLM DOWN AJFJAJE

The Knight of Dawn doomed to fight the Evil Princess.....

The Knight of Dreams doomed to fight the King of the Abyss

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭BUT BUT TRUE LOVE WILL END THE CYCLE RIGHT RIGHT... WJUTIQ😭😭😭😭

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[cringefail-clown]

some designs for a secret thing. dont worry about it

[trasho-pando2011]